I Heart Borrachas
Yesterday in Cafe Baviera, I was minding my own when I hear “Hey You” from the table next to me. I look over to start talking to two women who were on their way to being three sheets to the wind.
So then one of them said “¿Quieres ser mi novio?” and then they start giggling and ask me how do I say that in English, so I say “Do you want to be my boyfriend?”. Then they start laughing again.
Apparently one of the girls found it necessary to be getting drunk because her boyfriend broke up with her. And from what I got out of the conversation he was jealous because her and her friend were very hot. Of course you are. I’m surprised “We’re bringing sexy back” has not infiltrated the Spanish language. But I’m going to start it:
“¡Estoy trayendo sexy detrás!”
One of the girls knew a little bit of English, but this began a comical lesson for the brokenhearted woman on how to say vulgar things about her ex-boyfriend in English.
Definitely an exciting afternoon in the cafe!
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